Arrr...Pirate Names!
August 8, 2003 - 9:11am — bmann
This one is for Andy: What's your pirate name?
Me, I'm Captain Tom Kidd:
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
Boring. I'm doing it again...
Update: if you like Pirates, Monkeys, and Ninjas, try http://www.pirate-monkey-ninja.org.
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WILL TURNER
WILL TURNER IS SO HOTT AND ESPECALY ORLANDO BLOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will Turner
I AM IN LOVE WITH WILL TURNER AND EVEN MORE IN LOVE WITH THE PERSON THAT PLAYS HIM!!!!!...
ORLANDO BLOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tortuga, me lad
meet ya there, lad.
My name is Captin Sevensees.
My name is Captin Sevensees. My ship name is the
Posioned Pearl! I am hiring a crew lads!
Captin Sevensees
uhmm tortuga mate.
uhmm about tortuga. how to i get there how do i be.. . me he a pirate?
Shark Tooth Pete
Shark Tooth Pete - tooth around my neck is from the very same great white that took my arm down to the bone... the tooth stuck in what was left after the shark swam off.
Then there's Stormy Jinx Spamalot - the scurvey seadog that keeps leaving links on this site.
And Tremblin Blarney Tozier, aparently, who heard someone call his ship a name and sailed the seven seas to respond to him. ;)
Disintermediation, agentification. What the crap do either of those two terms mean? Is this marketing-speak epidemic from the business world mutating into techno-lingitis? Coming up with new terms should be all about helping people understand the concept.
"agent" is an abstraction, "dis-inter-mediation" mixes two prefixes in what has to be another rule along the lines of "A sentence cannot include two negatives." Similarly, a word should never include two or more prefixes, and should never include more than two abstractions.
"Intervene" means the same thing in a much more readily-understandable manner. Dis-intervening doesn't capture the concept.
How about flipping the DIs on its head, Instead of the word meaning "removing the middle man", flip the wording to say "Distributing intelligence and functionality"? I bet that doesn't mean what "disintermediation" refers to - because the word is too hard to understand.
Suggestions?
Ahoy there
Ahoy there, tis parrot got me eye cassidy with Long Johnson Silver and fisty cufs arrrrr fiona here....whilst sailing the seven seas, we disvorverd ye internet....ts a great invention bit like the jolly roger....il have ye no we put Captin Flint in Davie Jones Locker, tis arrrrrrggg!!we got the treasure me hartys
me name b
barnacle betty
Willie flint
hi everybody!! arrrgh!!
This pirate name generator is
This pirate name generator is pretty good, too: http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php
I'm Scowlin Sully Cutler
One-eyed Willie
I am a Willie with one eye!!!
i need a pirate name
Help give me a name my teacher will fail me if i don't get one. Please, help out a 10 year old.
Dude, what is a ten year old
Dude, what is a ten year old doing up at 1:53 a.m.?
I'm looking for a pirate
I'm looking for a pirate name because i am in a dance troup and we make a show name....born on a pirate boat... so i have to find i pirate name for sunday november 13th..so please help me find one..
tank you tania
I'm looking for a pirate
I'm looking for a pirate name because i am in a dance troup and we make a show name....born on a pirate boat... so i have to find i pirate name for sunday november 13th..so please help me find one..
tank you tania
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dildo mcfiggle niggle
Black Rose
mwuahahaa
Dread Pirate Kidd
...murdered by pirates is good!
"...Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!"
What's a word you keep saying that might not mean what you think it means?... Boris!
Picking a good pirate name
help me?
Black Sam Cash
Yeah, that pirate name generator was ok, definitly went into some detail to pick a name, but the end result was only a so-so name. I prefer Gunwalls Alderman, the pirate name I got on this site here or for females. Changing even one letter of your full name changes the result, I kept to my original. The female names aren't always great, but what do you want? Its bad luck to have lady pirates anyhow ;p check it out though, it's pretty sweet.
Gunwalls Alderman
Thanks
Nice work, Gunwalls -- I edited your comment to fix the HTML links. I'm Skylarking Fowler or Bloody Archibald depending on whether or not I include my middle name.
Iron Obadiah
I liked Bloody Davy Rackham...
the dread pirate jil
Oiu
Mad Grace Rackam
I'm the best pirate in the sea...Arr...
Bloody Ethel Read
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though many perates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the stereotypes. You've got taste and education, Arr!
I've never read anything that fit me so well...
arrrrg
ARRRRRG!
haha
ARRRH
ARR IM THE ONE AND ONLY BUT PIRATE...
I WALKED INTOA BAR AND THIS GUY STARTED ASKING ME QUESTIONS ARRHH!
HE ASKED HOW I GOT MY PEG LEG..I TOLD HIM I GOT ATTCKED BY A SHARK WHILE SAVING ONE OF ME CREW ARRH...THEN HE ASKED HOW I GOT MY HOOK ARRH AND I TOLDF HIM THAT I LOST IT WHEN A CROCDILE CLIMBED ANOARXD TE SHIP...ARRH..HE ASKED FINNALY HOW I LOST MY EYE...ARHH I REPLIED IT WAS ME FIRST DAY WITH THE HOOK AND A BIRE SHAT IN ME EYE ARRHH
You BLEW this joke...
Two pirates met in a pub. One, an old salt of the sea, the other a young lad taking his place on a ship for the first time. The younger of the two sees the older, scraggly, one-legged, one-handed, one-eyed old Salt and said, "Cap'n, would ye indulge a young pirate the story of how ye got yer peg leg?"
"Oh, t'was a terrible storm, blew me over the bow into a mess of sharks. One of them took me leg off at the knee, and that's how I came by me peg leg."
"Cap'n, sounds like true adventure. Would it trouble ye to tell me how ye came by yer hook?"
"Well, this time the storm wrapped a sheet (line for a sail) 'round me arm and took off me 'and. That's how I came by me 'ook."
"Oh, Cap'n! You've been through many a trouble! Would ye tell me how ye lost yer eye?"
"T'was seagull shite."
"SEAGULL SHITE? Ye can't lose yer eye t' seagull shite!"
"Ye can if ye'd only 'ad your 'ook for a week!"
Captain Peg Leg Meg Wiggins
ARRR SHUTTUP YOU RAT!!!!!
Red Rose Truelove
ARRR GIMMIE YOUR GOLD!!!
Dirty Solomon Goodfellow
ARRR I EAT MOLDY CHEESE
Mad Esmerelda Jenkins
ARR I AM A PIRATE...ARR I HAVE SCURVY....UKKKK
Captain Peg Leg Meg Wiggins
I LOVE BRADY
I had to do it
I was in Ninja School, and then I thought, Pirates!
:D
Hey this is *Unknown Name* with Lynnie Sparrow. We're trying to find a name (pirate name) for *me*. ANY IDEAS!?!?!?! Anyways, there's not really any way you can contact me...so i'm not coming here again. Ok i lied, you can pirate mail us @ Lynnie's Pirate Cabin: sugargreenleaf@hotmail.com ,savvy? ;)
Dirty Davy Flint
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
BTW, this is Hags :)
Dirty Tom Cash
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!
I tried the stupid test three times and no matter what I changed, every time I was Dirty something or other. Come on guys...you can tell me. Do I smell bad?
Yes
You do, Rob. Why do you think Anna wanted you to go swimming today? She was hoping that if I went in the water, maybe you would too... :evil:
We saw pirates at Anna's cabin.
Bloody Jack Cash
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!
Bloody Davy Rackham
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Heheheh... :) I think it was the beating of the elderly old frenchman that aided me in grabbing this name. ;)
Bloody Mary Cash
i was the fighter one too. pirates rock. i dont want to be bloody mary cash though... i'd rather be Lizzie the Thieving because that is so much cooler. even though my name isnt lizzie. eh. :jawdrop: